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14 September 2004 Silly Prat gets a windfall. Today we were contacted by a Dr. Collins Khumalo from South Africa who wants to give us 2.9 million dollars if we help him transfer 14.5 million dollars from South Africa. Although I have never heard of Dr. Kumalo before, he feels he is able 'trust me' I appreciate his trust and tell him 'I am in'


16 September 2004 Dr. Kumala explains that he needs all of my bank details, my mortgage details, the deeds to my house, my childrens names my mothers maiden name and any passwords I might use so that he can transfer the money to me.


17 September 2004 The bank calls to ask me about my unathorised overdraft


20 September 2004 I hope Dr. Khumalo sends the funds soon as the mortgage company have called to say that someoneselse now owns my home and that I still need to pay the mortgage


22 November 1963 - Dallas - Texas USA Charles H Phoperwig a hapless winner of a competition in 'American Patriot Weekly' to ride in a car with the first lady is shot dead wearing a JFK mask. Lee Harvey Oswald is also shot in an apparent 'you screw up and we will kill you' scenario by a local mobster. It is alleged that Oswald, with an elaborate plan, set up the competition himself in APW so that he could be certain that his bullett would not kill the president for whom he had great respect but would instead kill Phoperwig, with whom Oswald had a previous grudge over the mis-selling of a hands free kit for a mobile phone that was yet to be invented. JFK himself (not t be confused with basketball player Jay Efkay) who had gotten increasingly pissed off with the situation in Vietnam and the Civil Rights movement, seized the opportunity to bow out heroically from public life. He is rumored to still be alive and well living the life of an ‘ordinary bloke’ in a trailer park in East LA. You can still buy his mask though at www.SillyPrat.com


30th September 2004 Silly Prat wins one million Euro in a lottery we did not even enter. FROM:LUCKYDAY LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT. website www.luckyday.nl Sir/Madam We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 28th of September 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 20511465697-6293 with serial number 472-971103 drew lucky numbers 8-66-97-22-71-65 which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of €1,000,000.00 (One Million Euro) CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information very confidential till your claims has been processed and your prize/money Remitted to you. To file for your claim, please contact our/your fiducial agent MR RICHARD WILLIAMS of the, CONTINET TRUST CONSULTANCY, TEL: +39-349-550-3052 FAX: +39-320-579-1546 FAX: +1-570-227-7217. Email: contconsultancy@netscape.net Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
 
 

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